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A multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent lives here.

Name:
slasher48
Birthdate:
2 November 1990
Website:
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Layout credited to sireesanwar at layout_lounge

I’m:

• Andrea Charlene
• Castiel; Mark Zuckerberg; Sherlock Holmes; Katarina Stratford; without a character to fully identify with yet
• Full of unwarranted self-importance (The Blogger's Credo, really)
A cissexual/cisgender female A genderfluid demigirl: nonbinary trans
• A feminist who supports intersectionality wholeheartedly
• A sex-indifferent greypanromantic demipansexual with low drive
• INFP/ISFP
• A Slytherpuff
• A Social Justice Warrior
• Autistic; depressed; anxious; socially anxious; suffering PTSD; arachnophobic & emetophobic
A natural blonde who enjoys crushing those stereotypes Mostly a natural brunette
• Single
• A New Yorker (who has only been to the City once)
• A slasher
• An idealistic misanthrope
• A fairweather hockey fan whose favorite player is #48
• A lover of music, film, art, literature, etc., even only having dipped my toes into them
• A writing purist, with elitist tendencies (and prescriptivism I am attempting to work on every day)
• A future editor with compositional side projects, hopefully
• A teacher and a student in every forum of life
• An atheist with variable curiosities
• Drug-free (even to the extent of cough medicine, sometimes)
• Honest and blunt, sometimes to self-destructive extremes
• Kind to those who merit it and, for the most part, indifferent to those who don’t
• The type of person whose tastes fluctuate: I’ve called myself “Goth”, 64 – 70% “hipster”, “punk”-ish, “emo” (subscribing to the fact that emo just means emotive), and Facebook tells me I’m the “life of the party” type
• A college undergraduate in an online university
• Perhaps too fast of a friend, too quick to trust, too clingy, but unable to change that
• Not violent with body but sometimes with words
• Intelligent (and somewhat worldly)
• Creative
• Open-minded, outrageous, spontaneous, loud, opinionated
• Alternately overly sensitive and then stoic and impenetrable
• Able to laugh at most things, including myself

I:

• Identify heavily with my likes and dislikes
• Will probably be personally offended if they are insulted
• Curse
Feel and emote
• Love things, a lot of them
• Hate some things: deceit, ignorance, arrogance, and complacency (as well as the kyriarchy those things perpetuate) are topmost
• Talk a lot
• Succumb to darkness like everybody else
• Judge but don’t unfairly condemn if I can help it
• Care
• Won’t change for anyone but myself
• Would not be able to live in a world where there wasn’t music
• Enjoy most films the first time and find others enjoyable the tenth or hundredth time
• Find fun in every moment I can
• Live for now because you never know how long the future lasts
• Bitch, if the situation calls for it
• Refuse to be quiet in public places because I just don’t think it matters
• Hide almost nothing about myself, so if this isn’t enough, ASK! ♥

I have:

• Privilege: white middle class cis/lack of privilege: nonbinary female demisexual/pansexual atheist
• Lost my mother but would prefer our conversations don’t center around that and do not want your pity for it
• A father who’s more of a friend, learning things about the world slower than I am
• Grandparents I’m scared to lose, no matter how crazy they make me with their idiosyncrasies
• A sister who is my best friend in several different and multicolored ways
• A brother who is long periods of unbearable and short moments of the sweetest person ever
• More old friends than new friends, but they never feel overused or boring
• Money at times and none at others
• Schedules only if I make them
• Tons of books I don’t read and a television I keep on as background noise
• The most comfortable bed I have ever slept in
Four PCs but a desperate desire for a Mac No PCs but a 2011 MacBook
• A penchant for more comfortable clothing
• Tendencies to forget that the world exists outside my room until I have a friend who wants me to be social
• Bizarre, varying interests and no intention to shut up about them

I will:

• Be a friend if you need one, and sometimes if you don’t
• Ignore you if you’re only here to insult me or sell me something (and almost never rise to the bait)
• Hopefully meet many of you someday, when I have the financial freedom to travel
• Frequent this website despite its many shortcomings, more than any other
• Grow out of fandoms and discover new ones: please do not follow me here to beg me to return unless I have said I will and acted accordingly
• Grow out of interests and discover new ones: please do not think that means we cannot still be friends
• Talk about whoever I meet on here excitedly with real life friends
• Edit your mistakes when you talk to me – it is a compulsion I cannot and do not want to rid myself of
• Argue with you if I think you are wrong
• Concede the point if you convince me you are right
• Gush over your accomplishments and ignore all your protests
• Almost never be unreachable, but when I am, know it is a choice and has nothing to do with you personally (unless you know for sure because I have told you it does)
• CAPSLOCK AT YOU
• Enjoy random things and share them with you whether you are interested or not
• Be hard to get rid of once we have a mutual bond going, just warning you
• Maybe make you smile and laugh and love yourself and me enough to keep me around? ♥

I ship/have shipped/have read as though I shipped:

• Everything sometimes and sometimes nothing
• Passively or actively
• Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles (This is not a drill; this is real fucking love. I firmly believe they’ll come out in the next ten years.)
The Social Network’s Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin
• Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield (with Bonus Jesse Eisenberg anywhere I want him)
• Ville Valo and Bam Margera (with bonus lovechild Harry Styles)
• Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
• Dean Winchester and Castiel
• Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson
• Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton
• Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger (but not anymore)
• Joe and Nick Jonas (except in Easy Academy, where Nick is most definitely with Lewis Nixon and Dick Winters)
• Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal
• Hockey players I don’t even keep up with anymore: Daniel Briere and Ryan Miller, Maxim Afinogenov and Thomas Vanek, Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin
• Olivia Benson and Alex Cabot
• Shindou Shuichi and Yuki Eiri
• InuYasha and Kagome Higurashi
• Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask/ Serena and Darien
• Zuko and Aang
• Wolverine and Gambit
• Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr
• Anthony Stark and Steve Rogers (Iron Man and Captain America)
• Natasha Romanova and Clint Barton (Black Widow and Hawkeye)
• Peter Parker and Felicia Hardy (Spiderman and Black Cat)
• Dominic Toretto and Brian O’Conner
• David Cook and David Archuleta
• Adam Lambert and Kris Allen
• Gaia Moore and Sam Moon
• Noah and Paul (Boy Meets Boy)
• Nick and Norah (Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist)
• Hannah Weaver and Jacob Palmer
• Harry Burns and Sally Albright
• Kat Stratford and Patrick Verona
• Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet
• Matthew Kidman and Danielle
• Sarah Nolan and Jake
• Buffy Summers and Angel (/Angelus)
• Willow Rosenberg and Daniel 'Oz' Osborn/and Tara Maclay/and Kennedy
• Chandler Bing and Monica Geller
• Piper Halliwell and Leo Wyatt
• Angela Chase and Jordan Catalano
• Vincent Chase and Eric Murphy
• Kelly Taylor and Dylan McKay
• Donna Martin and David Silver
• Victoria Newman and Billy Abbott
• Kevin Fisher and Chloe Abbott
• Fran Fine and Maxwell Sheffield
• Steve Urkel and Laura Winslow
• Donna Pinciotti and Eric Foreman
• Jackie Burkhart and Stephen Hyde
• Cory Matthews and Topanga Lawrence
• Darlene Connor and David Healy
• Brian Kinney and Michael Novotny
• Casey Cartright and Cappie
• Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid
• Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper
• Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable
• Joe Lucas and Stella Malone
• Justin Russo and Harper Finkle
• Alex Russo and Dean Moriarty
• Raven Baxter and Devon Carter
• Louis Stevens and Tawny Dean
• Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance
• Chester Bennington and Mike Shinoda
• Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth
• Gerard Way and Bert McCracken
• Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump
• Peter Pan and Wendy Darling
• William Turner and Elizabeth Swan
• Ferris Bueller and Cameron Frye
• Katarina Stratford and Patrick Verona
• Danny Zuko and Sandy Olsen
• Stephanie Zinone and Michael Carrington
• Bella Swan and her own damn agency
• And the list goes on and will go on…

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I listen to:

• HIM
• One Direction
• Negative
• Queen
• Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
• Mindless Self Indulgence
• Linkin Park
• Avenged Sevenfold
• Led Zeppelin
• Beatles
• Savage Garden
• Spice Girls
• Dashboard Confessional
• Megadeth
• The Spill Canvas
• Marilyn Manson
• Daddy Yankee
• Lacuna Coil
• Nightwish
• 69 Eyes
• Turbonegro
• CKY
• Saliva
• Korn
• Nirvana
• Anti-Flag
• Green Day
• Godsmack
• Staind
• Guns N Roses
• Christina Aguilera
• Backstreet Boys
• 5ive
• My Chemical Romance
• Fall Out Boy
• Eminem
• Evanescence
• Three Days Grace
• Bush
• No Doubt
• Collective Soul
• Seether
• Slipknot
• Insane Clown Posse
• Def Leppard
• Van Halen
• AC/DC
• Motley Crue
• Damn Yankees
• Warrant
• Aerosmith
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Foo Fighters
• Smashing Pumpkins
• Kelly Clarkson
• Anberlin
• 30 Seconds to Mars
• Bon Jovi
• 40 Below Summer
• Just Surrender
• Aaliyah
• Paramore
• Bangles
• Reel Big Fish
• Alanis Morrissette
• AFI
• Our Lady Peace
• Dream Theater
• Alice In Chains
• Senses Fail
• Adema
• Black Sabbath
• Oasis
• Billy Idol
• Good Charlotte
• Iggy Pop & The Stooges
• The Academy Is...
• Pantera
• Incubus
• Beastie Boys
• Deftones
• POD
• Ace of Base
• Chevelle
• Blue Oyster Cult
• Alien Ant Farm
• Mariah Carey
• System of A Down
• Michelle Branch
• Alice Cooper
• Prince
• The Calling
• Boys Like Girls
• Cheap Trick
• Blind Melon
• Default
• The Cure
• Eighteen Visions
• Blackstreet
• Rage Against the Machine
• Garbage
• Bloodhound Gang
• Fiona Apple
• Styx
• Depeche Mode
• Bryan Adams
• Matthew Good
• Sum 41
• N*Sync
• Unwritten Law
• The Ataris
• Pearl Jam
• Escape the Fate
• Barenaked Ladies
• Lost Boys Confusion
• Cake
• Blink 182
• ELO
• Sublime
• Breaking Benjamin
• Stone Sour
• Cradle of Filth
• Ciara
• Bonnie McKee
• Brandy
• Coheed & Cambria
• Clutch
• P!nk
• Rasputina
• Mya
• Taking Back Sunday
• REO Speedwagon
• Saosin
• The Used
• Last Conservative
• Goo Goo Dolls
• Cobra Starship
• Jewel
• The Cult
• Panic! At the Disco
• Less Than Jake
• Five Iron Frenzy
• The Eagles
• Mudvayne
• Dio
• KISS
• Rush
• Jimi Hendrix
• Lynrd Skynrd
• Winger
• Poison
• Metallica
• Twisted Sister
• Pink Floyd
• Skid Row
• Damn Yankees
• Matchbox 20
• Jack Johnson
• Whitesnake
• Eve 6
• Jimmy Eat World
• Muse
• Cyndi Lauper
• Michael Jackson
• Celine Dion
• Nine Inch Nails
• Madonna
• The Offspring
• Hole
• Death Cab for Cutie
• Disturbed
• The Who
• Lil' Kim
• The Doors
• Iron Maiden
• Ozzy
• Everlast
• Journey
• Cher
• Papa Roach
• London After Midnight
• Cold
• Simple Plan
• Limp Bizkit
• Type O Negative
• The Misfits
• Third Eye Blind
• Scorpions
• Rob Zombie
• Stone Temple Pilots
• Poe
• Jennifer Lopez
• t.A.T.u.
• Yes
• Rihanna
• Weird Al
• Toni Braxton
• TLC
• Marina and the Diamonds
• Hey Monday
• Weezer
• Yellowcard
• Shakira
• Tenacious D
• LostProphets
• Ween
• Shinedown
• Sara Bareilles
• Hanson
• Katy Perry
• Apocalyptica
• Taylor Swift
• Jay-Z
• Keri Hilson
• Kings of Leon
• John Mayer
• Band of Horses
• Travis
• Janet Jackson
• Mika
• The Black Eyed Peas
• Kanye West
• Adele
• Radiohead
• The Perishers
• Adele
• Sufjan Stevens
• Train
• All Time Low
• R.E.M.
• The Arcade Fire
• Snow Patrol
• OneRepublic
• Britney Spears
• The Smiths
• Cheryl Cole
• The Script
• Pretty Ricky
• Crystal Bowersox
• Mandy Moore
• Lady Gaga
• Yellowcard
• Iron & Wine
• Vampire Weekend
• Damien Rice

I watch:

• The Social Network
• The Avengers
• The Amazing Spider-Man
• X-Men: First Class
• Red Riding
• The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Harry Potter
• Wedding Crashers
• The Girl Next Door
• Just Friends
• The Fast and the Furious
• The Hot Chick
• The Notebook
• Despicable Me
• RENT
• Hairspray
• Avatar
• Aladdin
• The Emperor's New Groove
• Home Alone
• V for Vendetta
• Peter Pan
• Van Helsing
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• Jackass
• Digital Versatile Doom
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Dirty Dancing
• Crybaby
• Requiem for a Dream
• The Lost Boys
• X-Men
• Going the Distance
• Dennis the Menace
• Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
• Out Cold
• Anger Management
• Titanic
• Blood and Chocolate
• The Wedding Singer
• Happy Gilmore
• Girl, Interrupted
• Phantom of the Opera
• Moulin Rouge
• Scream
• He’s Just Not That Into You
• Must Love Dogs
• Grind
• American Pie
• Dude, Where's My Car?
• The Haunting
• Scary Movie 2
• Urban Legend
• Down To You
• A Cinderella Story
• Lion King
• This Time Around
• Jawbreaker
• The In Crowd
• My Date With The President's Daughter
• Lilo & Stitch
• Spy Kids
• Cruel Intentions
• Public Enemies
• Spice World
• InuYasha (Castle Beyond the Looking Glass)
• Pokemon: The Movie
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Without a Paddle
• Sherlock Holmes
• Brokeback Mountain
• Tomb Raider
• Spider-Man
• Edward Scissorhands
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Simply Irresistible
• Whatever It Takes
• Wild Things
• Brown Sugar
• Alice (2010)
• Charlie's Angels
• Sleepy Hollow
• Beetlejuice
• The Dark Knight
• Wanted
• Sweeney Todd
• Only You
• Casper
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo and Juliet
• Batman Begins
• Footloose
• Adventureland
• Hard Candy
• Alpha Dog
• Mr. and Mrs. Smith
• Inception
• Anastasia
• Mrs. Doubtfire
• Grease
• Easy A
• Remember Me
• Zombieland
• Love & Basketball
• Due Date
• Friends with Benefits
• Crazy Stupid Love
• 30 Minutes or Less
• Thor
• Iron Man
• Captain America
• When Harry Met Sally
• Black Swan
• Never Let Me Go
• Boy A
• Fight Club
• Rio
• About Last Night…
• The Help
• The Princess Bride
• Donnie Darko
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
• Xanadu
• She’s All That
• Thor
• Big Daddy
• Velvet Goldmine
• The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
• Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
• Rock-a-Doodle
• Only You
• Scream

And also:

• Supernatural
• Scream
• Hit the Floor
• Mr. Robot
• Jessica Jones
• Sense8
• Lost Girl
The 100
• Spider-Man
• Black Books
• Invader Zim
• Boy Meets World
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• The Legend of Korra
• That '70s Show
• The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
• Sherlock
• Tom & Jerry
• Law and Order
• Jackass
• Viva La Bam
• Bam’s Unholy Union
• My So-Called Life
• CSI
• Criminal Minds
• Loaded
• MTV-AM
• Jump-Start
• #1 Countdown
• Angel
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Charmed
• Firefly (and Serenity)
• Robot Chicken
• George Lopez
• The Nanny
• Roseanne
• My Wife & Kids
• The Young & The Restless
• Beverly Hills 90210


I read:

• Go Ask Malice
• Fearless
• Harry Potter
• Fear Street
• The Thorn Birds
• Peter Pan
• Artemis Fowl
• Tales from the Dark Side
• Vampire Chronicles
• Curses, Inc. and other scary stories
• Companions in the Night
• The Bridesmaid
• You Don't Know Me
• On The Bright Side, I'm Now The Girlfriend of a Sex God
• The Notebook
• Dear America
• Starting from Square Two
• The Butcher of Beverly Hills
• Boy Meets Boy
• Twilight
• The Universal Baseball Association
• White Noise
• Harlequin
• Dreamseller
• Fic
• The Time Traveler’s Wife
• The Black Dagger Brotherhood
• Vanity Fair
• The Story of the Eye
• The Accidental Billionaires
• David Levithan
• Mortal Instruments
• Den of Shadows
• The Draco Trilogy
• Carry It In My Heart
• Lit
• Serious as Dog Dirt
• Utopia
• Vanity Fair
• Entertainment Weekly
• The Defense of Poesy

I revere:

• Socrates
• Shakespeare
• Marquis de Sade
• Ville Valo
Aaron Sorkin
• Janet Jackson
• Jennifer Lopez
• Elizabeth Cady Stanton
• Christina Aguilera
• My Mother
• Christopher Gates
• Edgar Allan Poe
Joss Whedon
• David Fincher
Johnny Depp
• Marilyn Manson
• Thomas Paine
• George Carlin
• Johnny Carson
• David Letterman
• Freddie Mercury
• Jesse Eisenberg
• Andrew Garfield
• Daniel Radcliffe
• Mark Zuckerberg
• Chris Hughes
Robert Downey Jr.
• Hugh Laurie
• Robert Pattinson
• Emma Stone
• Harry Styles

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